Hit Me Where It Hurts
there's a weight
of the truth
First Glance
A sour man with a dour face, Rhys isn't the sort of person you want to run into. Not because he's dangerous; he's just eerie and unpleasant.
Name Rhys Sylvester.
Race Midlander.
Age 24.
Pronouns He/him.
Gender Cis male.
Orientation Bisexual.
Class Thaumaturge.
Height 6'5".
Weight 172 ponzes.
Build Lanky and leggy.
Eyes Violet.
Hair Varies; naturally blonde.
Skin Pale.
Voiceclaim Alan Rickman.
Rhys is more likely to tell you to fuck off than strike up a conversation about the weather. He prefers conflict, arguments, and doesn't mind the occasional punch to the face.
Positives
+ Strong respect for the dead.
+ Kind to children.
+ Has normal hobbies.
+ Loyal to a fault.
+ Dramatic and indulgent.
Negatives
- Surly and mean.
- Passive until it suits his interests.
- Gaslight gatekeep girlboss.
- Purposefully pathetic.
- Vain and shallow.
Scent
Rhys smells of candle wax, floral perfume, and ozone. Underneath it all, the sweet smell of decay—flowers, long past their prime—clings to him.
Clothing
His casual look is well-groomed and slutty, to boot. For his low-cut blouses, Rhys favours silks and soft, airy knits. Pointed shoes, too, are a favourite of his, the tips of which peek out the bottom of his flared trousers.

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Hooks
Rhys eats three square meals a day, knits and bakes to relieve stress, and carries out killings on behalf of the Ossuary. "Vengeance orders," they call them, and who better to send folks to meet their maker than a man who looks like a ghost?Rhys is a hotly requested arbiter of vengeance, owing both to his imposing stature and sinister aura. He swore his flesh and bone to the Ossuary, and his soul to their cause. His status protects him from those who might seek to do him harm.
Perfume of Decay Rhys can often be found browsing market stalls and magic shops for morbid trinkets. Buried on a Budget Should you lack the funds for an interment within Erralig's Burial Chamber, Rhys can direct you or your loved ones to a lichyard within your price range. Unnatural Causes If your loved one's last will and testament contains a vengeance order, Rhys will take care of it on behalf of the Order of Nald'thal of the Arrzaneth Ossuary.
A Purl of Wisdom Avid fibre arts enthusiasts may find a kindred soul in Rhys, who took up knitting some summers ago to relieve stress. Bring Out Your Bread Rhys's enthusiasm for flower arrangements has translated to a passion for floral painted macarons and buttercream flowers. Match Made in Hell Hang around in enough sketchy bars and you'll meet both Rhys and his not-boyfriend, Kaz Cato.
made with love by darkdriver ♥

Rhys Sylvester
Time is only measured by the length of your life. ⊹
⊹ Rhys Sylvester
of Sylvester & Sons Funeral Services. ⊹
Alignment True Neutral.
Associations The Order of Nald'Thal.
Residence Ul'dah.
Birthplace Old Sharlayan.
Occupation "Apprentice".
Patron Deity Nald'Thal.fussy, detail-oriented, pedantic. where ul'dahn burial rites are concerned, the smallest mistake can spell disaster.
Rhys, of Sylvester and Sons Funeral Services, took to the dressing and casketing of the deceased more readily than either of his two brothers. At a certain point, though, he decided that actually, not being squeamish, it'd be good for him to learn more and eventually become a chirurgeon. He excels at the coursework.
Soon after this, his brother Elgan succumbs to the illness that's plagued him his whole life, and instead of spurring Rhys on in his medical studies so that maybe he can help treat people like Elgan; maybe he can help to fix things like this, it just destroys him. He withdraws from the
Studium and goes back to helping out with the family business, but everything is a bitter reminder.And for someone who's been around the dead for most of his life, and no matter how much he tells himself that he of all people should be able to grieve and move on for his brother, he just can't. All of the condolences he gives other people make him feel like a hypocrite, too. Rhys decides that he needs to find meaning in death beyond any of the services his family provides; beyond just putting Elgan in the ground and talking about how much they all miss him, which
makes him feel worse about the work he does—like some sort of sick cycle, so he travels to Ul'dah, the one place that's known for its belief in a realm beyond the living and material.It's worth noting that as much as he wants his brother back, the idea of trying to bring someone back from the dead repulses him. What if it's not really them that comes back? What if their spirit wants to move on? What if by doing so, he'd be no better than some cultist looking to use a corpse for their own ends?
Personality
Introduction
Filler text below.Rhys eats three square meals a day, knits and bakes to relieve stress, and murders people on behalf of the Ossuary. "Revenge orders," they call them, and who better to send out than a man who looks like a ghost?It's no small wonder that he got on well with Kaz Cato—or, about as well as two horrible, poorly-adjusted men who seem to hate each other can.Something powerful lurks under the surface."You're being off-putting about it, you strange little man. Laurel, I assume. They were much more charitable in their description of you," he spits, then turns, both head and body, back towards Kaz.
Name Rhys Sylvester.
Age 24.
Pronouns He/him.
Gender Cis male.
Orientation Bisexual.
Race Midlander.
Build 6'5", lanky and all legs.
Residence Ul'dah.
Birthplace Old Sharlayan.
Alignment True neutral.
Associations The Order of Nald'Thal.
Positive Great with kids, loves gifting, strong respect for the dead.
Negative Mean, passive until it suits his interests, gaslight gatekeep girlboss.
| Positive | Negative |
|---|---|
| 🞁 Great with kids | 🞁 |
| loves gifting | Neal Stephenson |
| Software | Rudy Rucker |
Hooks
⊹ Let me reap what I sow.
Perfume of Decay Rhys can often be found browsing market stalls and magic shops for morbid trinkets. Buried on a Budget Should you lack the funds for an interment within Erralig's Burial Chamber, Rhys can direct you or your loved ones to a lichyard within your price range. Unnatural Causes If your loved one's last will and testament contains a vengeance order, Rhys will take care of it on behalf of the Order of Nald'thal of the Arrzaneth Ossuary. A Purl of Wisdom Avid fibre arts enthusiasts may find a kindred soul in Rhys, who took up knitting some summers ago to relieve stress. Bring Out Your Bread Rhys's enthusiasm for flower arrangements has translated to a passion for floral painted macarons and buttercream flowers.Hang around in enough sketchy bars and you'll meet Rhys.
About
⊹ Black and blue, indigo.
About the author Arthur, he/him, 24, PST. Ultimate raider and aspiring roleplayer. Thank you taking the time to read this carrd! 1 NO AI. NO EXCEPTIONS. ZERO TOLERANCE. 2 I will only write with you in private / outside of venue hours if you are 21+. 3 Rhys is a very mean character. If you have issues with how I have written Rhys, please speak to me about it directly. 4 Do not metagame any facet of Rhys or his relationships. This includes information that you have learned OOC in good nature. 5 I will not write with NPC characters, vastly overpowered characters, warriors of light or any similar themes. Disclaimer Any analysis of darker themes through fiction is not approval of the content matter itself. I believe that by examining tragedy and deviation through their respective contextual lenses, we are able to explore what makes us human.
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⊹ Paint me red like violet.
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